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SLPT: Free Burrito Bowls Step 1: Master slight of hand…

SLPT: Free Burrito Bowls

Step 1: Master slight of hand

Step 2: Collect vials of maggots

Step 3: Order burrito bowl from a restaurant away from your home town (this part is important, the employees shouldn’t recognize you).

Step 4: Eat approximately half the bowl

Step 5: Use slight of hand to dump a few maggots into the bowl. Mix well.

Step 6: Scream. Go full Karen. Escalate as high up the chain as possible. Demand a refund & gift cards for more free meals.

Step 7: Be disappointed in yourself while eating free burrito bowls
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