😂😜 A blind man accidentally walks into a ladies’ bar. He…
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A blind man accidentally walks into a ladies’ bar.
He finds his way to a stool, sits down, and orders a drink.
After a while, he calls out to the bartender, “Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?”
The bar goes completely silent.
In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know a few things…”
“First, the bartender is blonde. Second, the bouncer is blonde. Third, I’m a six-foot-tall, 200-pound blonde with a black belt in karate. Fourth, the woman next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. And fifth, the lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.”
She pauses. “Now think carefully… do you still want to tell that joke?”
The blind man sits quietly for a moment, then shakes his head.
“Nah… not if I’m going to have to explain it five times.”
A blind man accidentally walks into a ladies’ bar.
He finds his way to a stool, sits down, and orders a drink.
After a while, he calls out to the bartender, “Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?”
The bar goes completely silent.
In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, you should know a few things…”
“First, the bartender is blonde. Second, the bouncer is blonde. Third, I’m a six-foot-tall, 200-pound blonde with a black belt in karate. Fourth, the woman next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. And fifth, the lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.”
She pauses. “Now think carefully… do you still want to tell that joke?”
The blind man sits quietly for a moment, then shakes his head.
“Nah… not if I’m going to have to explain it five times.”
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