Mia, the singer stood on stage, dramatically holding her…

Sylvie

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Mia, the singer stood on stage, dramatically holding her guitar.

“Alright,” she whispered to it, “let’s not embarrass ourselves tonight.”
The guitar replied, “Excuse me? We? I carried you through the last three gigs.”

Mia blinked. “Did, did you just talk?”
“Yes,” the guitar sighed. “And for the record, those lyrics you wrote? ‘My love is like a noodle, soft but confusing’? Absolutely not.”

Mia gasped. “That line is ART.”
“It’s pasta,” the guitar shot back. “And it’s overcooked.”

The audience stared as Mia argued with her instrument.
“Fine,” she muttered. “What do you suggest?”

The guitar cleared its nonexistent throat. “How about, ‘My heart beats loud like a drum’?”
Mia: “That’s basic!”
Guitar: “It’s better than comparing your ex to expired milk.”

Mia: “That was emotional!”
Guitar: “That was dairy slander.”

Mia strummed angrily. The guitar deliberately went out of tune.
“Stop being dramatic!” Mia said.
“I learned from you,” the guitar replied.

At that point, the drummer leaned over and whispered, “Should we call someone?”
Mia took a deep breath, leaned into the mic, and announced,
“Ladies and gentlemen, my guitar is quitting the band.”

The guitar yelled, “I’M GOING SOLO!”
And honestly? The audience gave it a standing ovation. 🎸😂

If you’re going to argue with your guitar, at least make sure it can’t talk back. Creativity is messy, dramatic, and sometimes ridiculous, but that’s what makes it entertaining. 🎸😁🤣

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@shohana

$0 earned7mo ago

I thought something about our Miah on Tangled hehehe! 😁🤣 Just kidding! awesome concept share my dear, keep shining the way you always shine, love you and sorry for late as always! 🌹✨🥰🤗😍❤️

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@floratis

$0 earned7mo ago

Aww, that’s so sweet! 😄✨ Haha, Miah, who knows, possibly, if he plays guitar! 😁🤣 Thank you for the love and kind words, it truly means a lot. Keep shining too, my dear, love you tons! 🌹🥰❤️🤗

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@shohana

$0 earned7mo ago

I can't stop laughing imagining Miah playing guitar LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@floratis

$0 earned7mo ago

Same on my side dear! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@dalianaelena

$0 earned7mo ago

What I like your imagination! ❤️

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@floratis

$0 earned7mo ago

Thank you! 😊
As I just told Dana, I just can’t stop my mind from being silly! 😁🤣

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@ubiq

$0 earned7mo ago

I’M GOING SOLO! 🤣🤣🤣
This is hilarious 😂 thank you for the laughs, my dear Sylvie 💖 ✨

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@floratis

$0 earned7mo ago

I'm so glad it made you laugh, my dear Dana! 😁🤣
I just can’t stop my mind from being silly, lol! 🥰😂