SLPT: If you ever need to pretend you’re taking a shit…
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SLPT: If you ever need to pretend you’re taking a shit, throw wet handfuls of toilet paper into the toilet.
Grab a decent fistful of toilet paper, preferably at least 2ply, and wet it thoroughly using the bathroom sink (if available), otherwise use the toilet water, and drop the wet toilet paper from around 20-30cm above the toilet. The distance and density of the impregnated toilet paper perfectly emulates a decent turd, and would fool any outsider to believe you’re taking a shit. You could do this to prove you’re not constipated, or that you take shits that don’t smell bad. Plan accordingly.
#fun
Grab a decent fistful of toilet paper, preferably at least 2ply, and wet it thoroughly using the bathroom sink (if available), otherwise use the toilet water, and drop the wet toilet paper from around 20-30cm above the toilet. The distance and density of the impregnated toilet paper perfectly emulates a decent turd, and would fool any outsider to believe you’re taking a shit. You could do this to prove you’re not constipated, or that you take shits that don’t smell bad. Plan accordingly.
#fun
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