1. Everyday benefit of being friends with Grim Reaper: You’d never need an alarm clock again because he somehow appears exactly when you’re about to oversleep.
2. Social awkwardness: Every group selfie turns black-and-white the moment he steps into frame.
3. Reaper Favor: I’d ask him to pause time for one peaceful hour whenever life gets too overwhelming — just enough to breathe, think, and enjoy silence.