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A young man walks into a drug store to buy condoms

The pharmacist asks how many, they come in packs of 4, 8 or 12.
Well the young boy says, I've been seeing this girl for a while now and she's really hot, I think tonight's the night. We're having dinner with her parents and after we're going out and I've got a feeling I'm going to get lucky, so can I get the 12 pack.

Later that evening he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents, he asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over to him and says, you never told me you were such a religious person. The boys leans back over to her and whispers, you never told me your dad was a pharmacist.
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