π My Alternative Fuel Idea: "Gossip Energy Converter" π£οΈβ‘π
My vehicle will run on peopleβs gossip energy π Whenever people gather, they talk nonstop β so Iβll install a βGossip Converter Machineβ that turns all that talking into fuel β‘ π The more gossip, the faster the car goes! π π If a group of aunties starts chatting, the car turns into a rocket ππ π Silent people = engine stops π π Gossip lovers = unlimited free fuel π₯