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🦹THE WORST SUPERPOWER EVER🤣
#WorstSuperpowerEver
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My Superpower: You can predict the future… but only 3 seconds after it happens! 🔮😬
#WorstSuperpowerEver
#earn
My Superpower: You can predict the future… but only 3 seconds after it happens! 🔮😬
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#WorstSuperpowerEver
When I fly, I rise exactly one centimeter off the ground for two seconds before landing with a loud fart sound! 💨 I spread my arms, puff out my chest, and strike an epic superhero pose like I’m about to save the entire world, only to drop back down faster than my self-confidence! 😂
Every time I take off, people gather around expecting a miracle, but all they get is a tiny gap beneath my feet and a sound that scares the pigeons into another zip code! 🐦💨 Even my own shadow looks disappointed in me! 💀🤣
Honestly, my greatest superpower isn’t flying, it’s turning a heroic moment into a public embarrassment in less than two seconds! 🦸♂️💨🥔
When I fly, I rise exactly one centimeter off the ground for two seconds before landing with a loud fart sound! 💨 I spread my arms, puff out my chest, and strike an epic superhero pose like I’m about to save the entire world, only to drop back down faster than my self-confidence! 😂
Every time I take off, people gather around expecting a miracle, but all they get is a tiny gap beneath my feet and a sound that scares the pigeons into another zip code! 🐦💨 Even my own shadow looks disappointed in me! 💀🤣
Honestly, my greatest superpower isn’t flying, it’s turning a heroic moment into a public embarrassment in less than two seconds! 🦸♂️💨🥔
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The earn sheet this stretch is mostly pictures, songs, and one gag that leaves you stuck.
#picassostyle is the portrait desk.
#tangledchristmasdesign is lights on the square.
#worldpeacesong is a three-track pile.
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#picassostyle is the portrait desk.
#tangledchristmasdesign is lights on the square.
#worldpeacesong is a three-track pile.
Names on the sheet:
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