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A porn movie studio posts an ad for male actors.

Three men arrive next day at the HR.

First man: My dick is twelve inches long, and it stays hard for a whole hour.

HR head: Excellent, you are hired!

Second man: My dick is only nine inches long, but it stays hard for five hours.

HR head: Very good, you are hired as well.

Third man: Well, my dick is two inches long, and can only stay hard for fifteen seconds.

HR head: Excuse me, but why would we need a guy like you?

Third man: What, don't your movies need antagonists?

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