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Why wouldn't the English teacher have anal sex?

He couldn't stand improper use of the colon.

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Man walks into a sex shop.

He puts a sex doll on the counter and says, "I'd like a refund on this new robotic A.I model".

"Why, what's wrong with it?"

"It keeps complaining that I don't turn it on."

#wordplay

Someone just called my phone, sneezed, and then just hung up.
I am getting sick and tired of all these cold calls.

#wordplay