Stop being the product.
Become the owner.
Why wouldn't the English teacher have anal sex? He couldn't stand improper use of the colon. #wordplay
Man walks into a sex shop. He puts a sex doll on the counter and says, "I'd like a refund on this new robotic A.I model". "Why, what's wrong with it?" "It keeps complaining that I don't turn it on." #wordplay
Someone just called my phone, sneezed, and then just hung up. I am getting sick and tired of all these cold calls. #wordplay