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Here's 25 Christmas Dad Jokes to get y'all through next few days of family gatherings...
What do you call a bankrupt Santa? Saint Nickel-less.
What do reindeers say before they tell you a joke? This one’s gonna sleigh you!
Why did the Grinch go to the liquor store? He was searching for some holiday spirit.
Why does Santa always enter through the chimney? Because it soots him.
What is Santa’s favorite place to deliver presents? Idaho-ho-ho.
What’s the most popular Christmas wine? “I don’t like Brussels sprouts!”
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the standard alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has No-el.
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? Hornaments.
How is Christmas exactly like your job? You do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.
What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph.
What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree? Nice gnawing you.
Who is Santa’s favorite singer? Elf-is Presley.
Why can’t penguins fly? They’re not tall enough to be pilots.
What’s green, covered in tinsel and goes ‘ribbet ribbet’? A Mistle-toad.
What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit? Krisp Kringle.
What is Santa’s nationality? He’s North Pole-ish
How does Santa take photos? With a Pole-aroid camera.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? Cari-boo!
Why did Rudolph have to attend summer school? Because he went down in history.
Can you name all of Santa’s reindeer? No, they already have names.
What’s the difference between a knight and Santa’s reindeer? The knight is slayin’ the dragon, and the reindeer are dragon the sleigh.
What did Luke Skywalker say after he planted a Christmas tree farm? May the forest be with you!
What did one Christmas tree say its friend when it was too serious? Lighten up!
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked up in the sky? "Looks like rein, deer!"
#comedy
What do you call a bankrupt Santa? Saint Nickel-less.
What do reindeers say before they tell you a joke? This one’s gonna sleigh you!
Why did the Grinch go to the liquor store? He was searching for some holiday spirit.
Why does Santa always enter through the chimney? Because it soots him.
What is Santa’s favorite place to deliver presents? Idaho-ho-ho.
What’s the most popular Christmas wine? “I don’t like Brussels sprouts!”
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the standard alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has No-el.
What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? Hornaments.
How is Christmas exactly like your job? You do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.
What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph.
What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree? Nice gnawing you.
Who is Santa’s favorite singer? Elf-is Presley.
Why can’t penguins fly? They’re not tall enough to be pilots.
What’s green, covered in tinsel and goes ‘ribbet ribbet’? A Mistle-toad.
What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit? Krisp Kringle.
What is Santa’s nationality? He’s North Pole-ish
How does Santa take photos? With a Pole-aroid camera.
What do you call a reindeer ghost? Cari-boo!
Why did Rudolph have to attend summer school? Because he went down in history.
Can you name all of Santa’s reindeer? No, they already have names.
What’s the difference between a knight and Santa’s reindeer? The knight is slayin’ the dragon, and the reindeer are dragon the sleigh.
What did Luke Skywalker say after he planted a Christmas tree farm? May the forest be with you!
What did one Christmas tree say its friend when it was too serious? Lighten up!
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked up in the sky? "Looks like rein, deer!"
#comedy
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