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Making Shoe Polish... A guy walks into a cobbler's shop…

Making Shoe Polish...

A guy walks into a cobbler's shop with a scuffed pair of oxfords and says, "I have a big interview today and I need these looking brand new. Give them your absolute best polish."

The cobbler nods, takes the shoes to the back room, and spends twenty minutes working on them. When he brings them out, the guy slips them on his feet, but suddenly hears a tiny voice echoing from the floorboards: "Dzień dobry! Jak się masz?"

Startled, the guy jumps back, points at his feet, and yells, "What on earth did you do to my shoes?! They're talking!"

The cobbler shrugs and wipes his hands on his apron. "Hey, you're the one who asked me to make them Polish."
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