#IfThisWereIllegal @metalpack g/studio đ¨ The Crime: TheâŚ
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#IfThisWereIllegal
đ¨ The Crime: The "Self-Appointed Songbirdâs" Bathroom Misdemeanor
Any citizen who engages in singing, humming, or off-key operatic performances while in the showerâexploiting the acoustics of running waterâcommits a serious offense against public order, provided the volume exceeds the roar of a flushing toilet. It is considered an aggravating circumstance if the perpetrator uses a shampoo bottle as a microphone, or attempts to belt out hit songs for which they clearly lack both the vocal range and the lung capacity.
âď¸ The Outrageous Penalty: The Retribution of "Silent Water"
Should the National Authority for Noise and Bathing Affairs overhear off-key choruses emanating from a shower stall, the penalty is immediate:
The "Ice Age" Mode : A frequency sensor is installed in the perpetratorâs showerhead. If the system detects a singing voice, the water temperature instantlyâand without warningâshifts to a 4°C (39°F) Arctic slush, persisting until the perpetrator falls completely silent. đ
đ¨ The Crime: The "Self-Appointed Songbirdâs" Bathroom Misdemeanor
Any citizen who engages in singing, humming, or off-key operatic performances while in the showerâexploiting the acoustics of running waterâcommits a serious offense against public order, provided the volume exceeds the roar of a flushing toilet. It is considered an aggravating circumstance if the perpetrator uses a shampoo bottle as a microphone, or attempts to belt out hit songs for which they clearly lack both the vocal range and the lung capacity.
âď¸ The Outrageous Penalty: The Retribution of "Silent Water"
Should the National Authority for Noise and Bathing Affairs overhear off-key choruses emanating from a shower stall, the penalty is immediate:
The "Ice Age" Mode : A frequency sensor is installed in the perpetratorâs showerhead. If the system detects a singing voice, the water temperature instantlyâand without warningâshifts to a 4°C (39°F) Arctic slush, persisting until the perpetrator falls completely silent. đ
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So funny. đ𤣠The shampoo bottle microphone is the funniest part! Better sing quietly than take an ice-cold shower! đżđ¤đ
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