Are you holding onto something spicy? A slice of wisdom so sharp it could cut? It's time to let it out in the ultimate virtual roast and support session.
β Your mission, should you choose to accept it (and trust me, you want to), is to craft two devastatingly funny one to two liner advice for someone who cheated and someone who was cheated on
EXAMPLE: (DO NOT COPY) To the Cheater: "I hope your reputation is like a colored shirt in a basin of pure Zonroxβcompletely faded and impossible to bring back."
To the Cheated : "Youβre the stain remover. You didn't lose a partner; you just finally got the dirt out of your life."
β Take a selfie with any household item or snack that can use as a metaphor for this activity.
Example of metaphors: Bleach (always faded), Noodles (being instant), Ice (cold as ice), electric fan (being noisy), Battery (always low bat).
β Create a post with your selfie, your advice and a short caption why you use that " item " as a metaphor. β Comment down below your entry link.
BONUS TIP: for " The Salt Queen/King " : For the most bitter (but funny) advice.
π£βNO AI. βNO COPYINGπ£
π° 250k tip for every valid entry β REACT and REPOST this activity TAG me β For VERIFIED Accounts with 3 or more Market badges only β Must subscribe to me. β°This activity is open when it reaches 12 valid participants or until Monday March 16 whichever comes first.