Little Nancy, 8, was filling a hole in her garden when a nosy neighbor peered over the fence and asked “What are you doing?” Nancy replied, “Well my goldfish died so I just buried him” The obnoxious neighbor laughed and said in a condescending tone, “That’s an awful big hole for a tiny goldfish”
As Nancy used her shovel to pat down the last heap of earth she replied, "Well, he's in your cat.” #comedy source