About two hours into my first day on the job, as a Walmart…
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About two hours into my first day on the job, as a Walmart greeter...a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance
Per my greeter training manual I said pleasantly, “Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nive children you have there. Are they twins?”
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one is 9, and the other one is 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins?
Are you blind, or just stupid?”
So I replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid, madam. I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for
shopping at Wal-Mart.”
My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.
#comedy
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Per my greeter training manual I said pleasantly, “Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nive children you have there. Are they twins?”
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no, they ain’t twins. The oldest one is 9, and the other one is 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins?
Are you blind, or just stupid?”
So I replied, “I’m neither blind nor stupid, madam. I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice.
Have a good day and thank you for
shopping at Wal-Mart.”
My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.
#comedy
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