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Got the wife so good earlier Toddler: *does something…

Got the wife so good earlier

Toddler: *does something mischievous*

Wife: "Oooh, I wonder where he gets *THAT* from?!" *looks at me*

Me: "I know exactly who he gets that from. In fact, I hung a picture of the culprit in the bathroom right above the sink."

Wife: "...wait, really?"

Me: "Yeah, go look."

To my astonishment and delight, she *actually goes into the bathroom* and looks above the sink where, of course, she sees her reflection in the bathroom mirror

She comes back out shaking her head in defeat. She tries to glare at me but she can't help but smile.

I still got it, folks!
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