Forget “wearability”, this is about commitment. Pure devotion. The closest you can physically keep your Royal Pop without legally marrying it. Looks less like a watch accessory and more like something a dodgy Ibiza club promoter would flog for £400 after two pints and a line of confidence. Honestly though, this might be the final evolution of hype watch culture, just emotional support drip for blokes who think plastic and AP logos are a personality trait. #luxury