Doc: You don’t have long to live, I see Mercury in Uranus…

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Doc: You don’t have long to live, I see Mercury in Uranus.

Patient: what? Is that astrology? I thought you were a man of science.

Doc: not astrology. The head of my thermometer just snapped.
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