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#storytime #gymedition tag @erestu and g/studio We'll give…

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We'll give it back when you stop eating all those carbs and sweets. We don't know how to make you lose weight anymore.
Love, the staff...
I never went back. 🀣
I remembered my colleague, the one who’s been going to this gym for years. She always heads straight from the treadmill to the nearest ice cream shop, orders a huge gelato, and says, β€œI earned it!” πŸ˜…
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Hahaha i love it dear.. Poetic ❀️
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Thanks a lot, dear ❀️
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🀣🀣 That's hilarious, ma chérie! I can just imagine the gym staff finally giving up and writing that note.
Your colleague sounds even funnier! Straight from the treadmill to the ice cream shop like it's part of the workout routine. πŸ¦πŸ˜‚ "I earned it!" is probably the most dangerous sentence ever invented after exercising. The treadmill burns 300 calories, and the giant gelato politely returns 600! πŸ˜… But honestly, I admire her consistency. Some people train for fitness goals, she trains for ice cream with absolute dedication. That's commitment! πŸ€£πŸ¦πŸƒβ€β™€οΈ
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Feels like I can hear herβ€¦πŸ€£ same lines every time. Iconic!🀣🀣 Thanks for the laugh, my dearest Sylvie.πŸ¦πŸ†πŸ™Œ