Easter plans Wife: So... what are your plans for Easter…

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Easter plans

Wife: So... what are your plans for Easter?
Husband: Same plan as Jesus.
Wife: Uh... what does that mean?
Husband: I disappear on Friday... and show back up on Monday.
Wife: Wow, that's AWESOME. If you do that, l'll do what Mary did.
Husband: Wait... what do you mean?
Wife: I'Il show up pregnant... untouched by my husband.
Husband: ...
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And that's how the husband ended up staying home all Easter.
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