#IAmAFakeVendor by @floratis and g/studio a/ What your…

romexa

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  #IAmAFakeVendor  by 

@floratis

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g/studio

a/ What your “product” does - it is tomatoes seeds 🍅
b/ Why everyone absolutely needs it - because you don't need a garden 🏡👨‍🌾🌱🌱🌱

I sell miracle vegetable seeds. Imagine planting vegetables at home on your carpet. It’s possible 💪. Keep the lights on 💡💡💡
You have to water them for 5 weeks, then wait a week for the produce to grow, and then you can harvest and eat them. Since the weather is still freezing, I’m growing them at home 🤣😂 I tag:

@philida

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@ubiq

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@adrielle

$0 earned6mo ago

Good seller

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@romexa

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Thanks 😊

@floratis

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😂😂 Miracle seeds on the carpet?? This is next-level farming!
Imagine explaining to guests, please don’t step there, that’s my living room salad growing. 😭🥬
Respect for the patience though, 5 weeks watering like a true plant parent. 💪🌱 Indoor gardening level expert unlocked. 😄 Well done my friend!

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@romexa

$0 earned6mo ago

Ha ha 🤣, It was my dream to plant fresh 🥕🍅 🌶️vegetables from my carpet. All is close to our kitchen and ready to add in to meals.
Thank you my friend 🥰

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@ubiq

$0 earned6mo ago

Miracle tomato seeds 🤩🍅 straight from the carpet to the kitchen. Authentic km0 !! 👌👏😂

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@romexa

$0 earned6mo ago

Ha ha 😂, this is the second advantage. I can plant it for all year and enjoy them in our meals 😋 without snails 🐌 and 🐝

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@ubiq

$0 earned6mo ago

😅😂

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@dalianaelena

$0 earned6mo ago

I'll try to plant tomatoes on the way down, a good idea. 😂 Fantastic entry!

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@romexa

$0 earned6mo ago

Thank you Dali, These are special ones, they only grow from the carpet. Ask at your local store 🤣

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