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Be like Jason Ritter
The moment you stop practicing your
enemies take the advantage! You know
what they say, you can sleep when
you're, like, pretty tired! Like after doing
the things you need to do before you go
to sleep!! There's no rest for Wicked! You
can wait for part 2 to come out and
watch them both! Because something
wicked this way comes! And this way
lies certain doomscrolling!! So beware all
ye who enter!! Make sure you know
where all exits be! Because a bird in the
hand is worth two in the bush!! And you
can kill those two birds with one stone!
Unless you live in a glass house! And in
that case, none of that please! We don't
want to be walking around on glass
thank you very much! It wasn't fun when
John McClane had to do it, and it won't
be fun now! You won't even be able to enjoy your three birds (two are dead from the stone) but you wanted that, I guess, and now they are covered in broken glass and the bird in your hand is absolutely horrified. If you were planning on bonding with that first one as a pet, you have made a horrible mistake with
that stone idea. ESPECIALLY in this house that was YOUR idea! I tried to warn you! I said, VERBATIM, "| mean I guess it's okay if that's what you want, but if I were you, the one thing I wouldn't do?' And then we looked at each other and said "throw stones" at the same time and we laughed about it, so I know you heard me about the stones! But listen, I'll help you clean up the glass and the birds, but let's just think about our actions before we just start doing things, okay? You didn't even want birds until you had that one in your hand (good catch way!) but then you had to go looking for two birds in the same bush. Anyway I've been working on more fan moves 🦜🦜
#inspiration
The moment you stop practicing your
enemies take the advantage! You know
what they say, you can sleep when
you're, like, pretty tired! Like after doing
the things you need to do before you go
to sleep!! There's no rest for Wicked! You
can wait for part 2 to come out and
watch them both! Because something
wicked this way comes! And this way
lies certain doomscrolling!! So beware all
ye who enter!! Make sure you know
where all exits be! Because a bird in the
hand is worth two in the bush!! And you
can kill those two birds with one stone!
Unless you live in a glass house! And in
that case, none of that please! We don't
want to be walking around on glass
thank you very much! It wasn't fun when
John McClane had to do it, and it won't
be fun now! You won't even be able to enjoy your three birds (two are dead from the stone) but you wanted that, I guess, and now they are covered in broken glass and the bird in your hand is absolutely horrified. If you were planning on bonding with that first one as a pet, you have made a horrible mistake with
that stone idea. ESPECIALLY in this house that was YOUR idea! I tried to warn you! I said, VERBATIM, "| mean I guess it's okay if that's what you want, but if I were you, the one thing I wouldn't do?' And then we looked at each other and said "throw stones" at the same time and we laughed about it, so I know you heard me about the stones! But listen, I'll help you clean up the glass and the birds, but let's just think about our actions before we just start doing things, okay? You didn't even want birds until you had that one in your hand (good catch way!) but then you had to go looking for two birds in the same bush. Anyway I've been working on more fan moves 🦜🦜
#inspiration
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