Actual joke told to me by my uncle this morning (For…
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Actual joke told to me by my uncle this morning
(For context, I’m pansexual and also very sick at the moment with some mucus buildup in my nose and throat, so I was gargling with salt water, which kind of helped but anyways, I was doing this in the kitchen)
Uncle: You should get out of the common area if you’re going to be doing all that. You had better not start a mini pandemic.
Me: Don’t you mean an epidemic?
Unc: It’s always a \*pan\*demic if you’re involved.
Me:
Unc, spraying the general area with Lysol: take your germs somewhere else, \*pan\*
LIKE, WHY WAS THAT AN ACTUALLY GOOD JOKE? WHAT THE FUCK MAN? 😭
#comedy
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(For context, I’m pansexual and also very sick at the moment with some mucus buildup in my nose and throat, so I was gargling with salt water, which kind of helped but anyways, I was doing this in the kitchen)
Uncle: You should get out of the common area if you’re going to be doing all that. You had better not start a mini pandemic.
Me: Don’t you mean an epidemic?
Unc: It’s always a \*pan\*demic if you’re involved.
Me:
Unc, spraying the general area with Lysol: take your germs somewhere else, \*pan\*
LIKE, WHY WAS THAT AN ACTUALLY GOOD JOKE? WHAT THE FUCK MAN? 😭
#comedy
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