My in-laws stopped over for the weekend. My Father-in-law forgot to pack deodorant, so my wife offers the choice of a deodorant and an antiperspirant, and asks "which one would you like?".. he looks, pauses, and replies " ummm"
I chimed in... "give him a minute, he's stinking about it!"
(Of course nobody except my father in law chuckled. :) #comedy source