A man drives his boat out to sea to a nearby fishing spot.
He catches a fish on the very first cast. When he pulls it in, the fish begins talking to him.
“I could hear your boat coming 10 minutes ago. This is because sound travels four times faster in seawater than air. Researchers say this is also why whales can communicate hundreds of miles apart.”
The fisherman says, “Wow, you’re a really intelligent fish!”
The fish says, “I’m really here to distract you from catching the rest of my family. Because I’m a read herring.” #comedy source