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I called my daughter to ask how things were going in the…

I called my daughter to ask how things were going in the big city. She said, “Well, some weirdo on the subway demanded that I give him sodium chloride and a 9-volt. So I guess that’s my first mugging.” I said, “No, sweetie…”

“… that’s a salt and battery.”
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