This morning I was telling my kids about all my childhood pets. I had a turtle named Al, two rabbits both named Al, my dog Al, and three cats: Al, Al, and Al. I begged my parents for another few pets, but they refused. My son piped up, “No duh! They knew you were just gonna keep naming them Al.”
I said, “Well, yeah… that’s the more Al of the story.” #comedy source