A princess announced to her many suitors that she would…
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A princess announced to her many suitors that she would marry whoever could bring her the most ping pong balls.
The first suitor returned after two weeks with hundreds of horse-drawn carriages filled to the brim. He had managed to find one million ping pong balls, and the princess was quite impressed.
The second suitor, determined to win, spent months at sea, returning with a fleet of massive cargo ships. When they docked, they delivered 100 million ping pong balls. The princess was certain he was the winner.
The third suitor didn't show up for a whole year. When he finally arrived, he was bruised, battered, and covered in scratches. He limped up to the throne clutching a single, heavy brown sack.
The princess laughed and said, "What are you doing? My second suitor brought 100 million balls! You're wasting my time with one little bag."
The man looked up, confused and exhausted, and whispered, **"But princess... I thought you said King Kong balls!"**
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The first suitor returned after two weeks with hundreds of horse-drawn carriages filled to the brim. He had managed to find one million ping pong balls, and the princess was quite impressed.
The second suitor, determined to win, spent months at sea, returning with a fleet of massive cargo ships. When they docked, they delivered 100 million ping pong balls. The princess was certain he was the winner.
The third suitor didn't show up for a whole year. When he finally arrived, he was bruised, battered, and covered in scratches. He limped up to the throne clutching a single, heavy brown sack.
The princess laughed and said, "What are you doing? My second suitor brought 100 million balls! You're wasting my time with one little bag."
The man looked up, confused and exhausted, and whispered, **"But princess... I thought you said King Kong balls!"**
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