On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the incoming freshman and pointed out some of the rules. "The female dormitory is off limits to all male students and the male dormitory to all female students. Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 for the first offense." He continued, "If you break this rule a second time, you will be fined $60 and a third infraction will cost you $180. Are there any questions?" At this point, a young man in the crowd inquired, "How much for a season pass?" #comedy