It finally happened. The legendary Holy Grail of dad jokes occurred at the dentist today.
I was at the dentist's front desk needing to reschedule my appointment. Receptionist: "How about tomorrow?" Me: "Sounds good. What time?" Receptionist: "2:30." I froze, locked eyes with her, and slowly began to grin. Me: "Are you serious?" Receptionist: "Umm... yes?" Me: "Are you telling me I have a dentist appointment at Tooth Hurty?!" She completely lost it. I think I've officially peaked as a father. #comedy source