When my wife caught me standing on the bathroom

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When my wife caught me standing on the bathroom scales, sucking in my stomach, she laughed, “Ha! That’s not going to help!” I replied, “Sure, it does.”

“It’s the only way I can see the numbers.”
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When my wife caught me standing on the bathroom scales…

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