Just nearly drank a dead cockroach in a can of Jai Alai
Grabbed a 16oz Jai Alai on my way home from work and drank it when I got home. Got down to the last drink in the can and felt something solid in my mouth and spit it out onto the table.
It was a dead cockroach.
The can was in front of me the whole time and there is absolutely no way that it could have crawled in there and died within the 10-15 minutes that it took me to drink the beer.
I live in the Tampa Bay area. I'm tempted to drive to the brewery today with the can and the cockroach and go off on someone.