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Daughter and I were getting cookies last night She’s…

Daughter and I were getting cookies last night

She’s concentrating really hard on picking the perfect pair of cookies for hers at the kiosk



me: Hey, I mustache you a question



her: (without looking) that’s terrible, you don’t even have a mustache.



me: I mustache you to look again



me: (holding a mustache sticker up to my face)



her: (cracks up, despite her best efforts) How long have you been hiding that sticker



me: I’d rather not say, it’ll shave me some embarrassment



her: ... ok. that was actually pretty good
#comedy
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