A city man was driving through the countryside when he…
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A city man was driving through the countryside when he saw a farmer with a massive herd of cattle.
Impressed, he pulled over and asked, "That's a fine herd you've got there. How much milk do they produce each year?"
The farmer asked, "Which ones? The black cows or the white cows?"
"Let's say the black ones," the man replied.
"They produce about 10,000 liters a year," said the farmer.
"And the white ones?" asked the visitor.
"They produce about 10,000 liters a year too," the farmer said.
Puzzled, the man asked, "Well, what about their feed? How much do they eat?"
"Which ones? The black ones or the white ones?" the farmer asked again.
"The black ones," said the man.
"They eat about 20 kilos of grass a day," the farmer answered.
"And the white ones?"
"The white ones eat about 20 kilos of grass a day too," the farmer said.
The man, now thoroughly confused, asked, "Why do you keep asking me 'which ones' if the answer is always the same?"
The farmer replied, "Because the black ones are mine".
"Ah," said the man. "And the white ones?"
"The white ones are mine too," the farmer answered.
#comedy
Impressed, he pulled over and asked, "That's a fine herd you've got there. How much milk do they produce each year?"
The farmer asked, "Which ones? The black cows or the white cows?"
"Let's say the black ones," the man replied.
"They produce about 10,000 liters a year," said the farmer.
"And the white ones?" asked the visitor.
"They produce about 10,000 liters a year too," the farmer said.
Puzzled, the man asked, "Well, what about their feed? How much do they eat?"
"Which ones? The black ones or the white ones?" the farmer asked again.
"The black ones," said the man.
"They eat about 20 kilos of grass a day," the farmer answered.
"And the white ones?"
"The white ones eat about 20 kilos of grass a day too," the farmer said.
The man, now thoroughly confused, asked, "Why do you keep asking me 'which ones' if the answer is always the same?"
The farmer replied, "Because the black ones are mine".
"Ah," said the man. "And the white ones?"
"The white ones are mine too," the farmer answered.
#comedy
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