I had just won a large sum of money at a game of chance…
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I had just won a large sum of money at a game of chance, when a cop pulled me over.
"Do you know why I stopped you?"
"Yes officer, I presume it's because I was speeding. I've just won a hundred million dollars, and I'm in a hurry to go cash the check. I apologize."
"Well, you're half right. You sure were speeding. But you've also got a missing taillight, your registration is expired, and the tint on your windows isn't street legal. I've already noted these violations on your citation."
Thing is, I wasn't missing a tail light, my registration was up to date, and my tinted windows were approved by the DMV. When I pointed this out, the cop looked flustered.
"Ah jeez," he groaned, "that's a lot to reticket."
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#comedy
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"Do you know why I stopped you?"
"Yes officer, I presume it's because I was speeding. I've just won a hundred million dollars, and I'm in a hurry to go cash the check. I apologize."
"Well, you're half right. You sure were speeding. But you've also got a missing taillight, your registration is expired, and the tint on your windows isn't street legal. I've already noted these violations on your citation."
Thing is, I wasn't missing a tail light, my registration was up to date, and my tinted windows were approved by the DMV. When I pointed this out, the cop looked flustered.
"Ah jeez," he groaned, "that's a lot to reticket."
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>!*ETA: hopefully adding this line makes the whole thing visible for everyone*!<
#comedy
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| 5,000 mlx | |
| 5 | |
| 0 |