A neighborhood pub planned a costume party & the bartender announced they must all come dressed up as their love life. On the night of the party the bartender spotted some old geezer dressed as Abraham Lincoln.
He walked over to him and said, “Hey, you were supposed to come dressed up as your love life.
With a shrug and a sly grin the older man replied,” Oh, I have. My four scores were seven years ago." #comedy source