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A farmer tells his neighbor, "My horse is so smart, he can…

A farmer tells his neighbor, "My horse is so smart, he can count."

"No way!"
"Watch."
The farmer asks, "Horse, what's 2 + 3?"
The horse stomps his hoof five times.
The neighbor is amazed.
"What's 4 + 4?"
The horse stomps eight times.
"Incredible!"
Then the neighbor asks, "What's the square root of 1?"

The horse looks at him for a moment and says:

" Are you kidding me? I'm just a horse"


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