The Millionaire's Tall Grass A incredibly wealthy…
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The Millionaire's Tall Grass
A incredibly wealthy corporate defense attorney was riding in the back of his luxury limousine after a long day of billable hours. As the car slowed down near a public park, he looked out the window and noticed two men kneeling on the lawn, tearing up handfuls of grass and eating it.
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Thoroughly intrigued, the attorney ordered his chauffeur to pull over. He stepped out of the vehicle, adjusted his expensive suit, and walked over to the men. "Excuse me," the lawyer said. "Why on earth are you two eating grass?"
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One of the men looked up, his eyes hollow with hunger. "Sir, we have no money, no jobs, and we haven't been able to afford food for days. We are eating the grass just to survive."
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The lawyer’s heart swelled with sudden pity. "This is terrible! No one should have to endure this. Please, both of you, get into my limousine right now. I am taking you back to my estate."
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The first man choked back tears. "Sir, you are incredibly kind, but I cannot leave my wife and our three children. They are sitting over under that tree, and they haven't eaten either."
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"Bring them all!" the lawyer insisted grandly. "There is plenty of room!"
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The second man hesitated. "Sir, my wife and our six children are also hiding in the bushes further down."
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"The more the merrier! Bring them along too!" the lawyer replied.
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With some effort, the chauffeur managed to squeeze all fourteen impoverished people into the massive luxury limousine. Once they were on the highway, one of the husbands turned to the lawyer, tears streaming down his face. "Sir, we can never thank you enough for your immense generosity. You are an absolute angel for taking us in to feed us."
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The lawyer smiled warmly, patted the man on the shoulder, and said, **"Oh, don't mention it! You are all going to absolutely love my estate. The grass in my backyard is nearly a foot tall!"**
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A incredibly wealthy corporate defense attorney was riding in the back of his luxury limousine after a long day of billable hours. As the car slowed down near a public park, he looked out the window and noticed two men kneeling on the lawn, tearing up handfuls of grass and eating it.
​
Thoroughly intrigued, the attorney ordered his chauffeur to pull over. He stepped out of the vehicle, adjusted his expensive suit, and walked over to the men. "Excuse me," the lawyer said. "Why on earth are you two eating grass?"
​
One of the men looked up, his eyes hollow with hunger. "Sir, we have no money, no jobs, and we haven't been able to afford food for days. We are eating the grass just to survive."
​
The lawyer’s heart swelled with sudden pity. "This is terrible! No one should have to endure this. Please, both of you, get into my limousine right now. I am taking you back to my estate."
​
The first man choked back tears. "Sir, you are incredibly kind, but I cannot leave my wife and our three children. They are sitting over under that tree, and they haven't eaten either."
​
"Bring them all!" the lawyer insisted grandly. "There is plenty of room!"
​
The second man hesitated. "Sir, my wife and our six children are also hiding in the bushes further down."
​
"The more the merrier! Bring them along too!" the lawyer replied.
​
With some effort, the chauffeur managed to squeeze all fourteen impoverished people into the massive luxury limousine. Once they were on the highway, one of the husbands turned to the lawyer, tears streaming down his face. "Sir, we can never thank you enough for your immense generosity. You are an absolute angel for taking us in to feed us."
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The lawyer smiled warmly, patted the man on the shoulder, and said, **"Oh, don't mention it! You are all going to absolutely love my estate. The grass in my backyard is nearly a foot tall!"**
#comedy
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| 4,000 mlx | |
| 7 | |
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