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A man walks into a bar with his dog and asks for a drinkā¦
A man walks into a bar with his dog and asks for a drink, but the bartender says, "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says. "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "I'm sorry! Here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door. Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says, "You can't bring dogs in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. When he asks for a drink, the bartender says, "Hey, you can't bring that dog in here!" The man replies, "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says, "No, I don't think so. Chihuahuas aren't seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses and replies "What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?" #comedy source | earnings |
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