Sharing an IRL moment that might be the peak for bad puns for me, and that's saying something:
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My wife and I were moving and she, a musician (predominantly violin), was packing up her sheet music in 2 identical baskets.
She said "I used to have these so neat. This one was all violin music, and this one was everything else. But over the years they've gotten all mixed up." And I sensed there was something there, so I took a long pause to think and then...
"...you're not going to have to *re-sort to violins,* are you?"
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That one might have caused her physical pain, I still think about it. #comedy source