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A priest, a boy scout, a smart man and a rich man are on a plane when...
There's an announcement:
The pilot says, "we're gonna crash. We only have 4 parachutes. As the pilot, I'm taking one."
Smart man: "I am too smart to die, if I die the world will be a mess."
The smart man takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane.
Rich man: "If I die, all my money will go to waste and the world will be a mess."
The rich man takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane.
Priest: "Young man, you have more life left to live than me. Go, take the last parachute. I will stay here and die."
Boy: "We can both live!"
Priest: "How so?
Boy: "There are two parachutes left. That 'smartest man' took my scouts backpack!"
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There's an announcement:
The pilot says, "we're gonna crash. We only have 4 parachutes. As the pilot, I'm taking one."
Smart man: "I am too smart to die, if I die the world will be a mess."
The smart man takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane.
Rich man: "If I die, all my money will go to waste and the world will be a mess."
The rich man takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane.
Priest: "Young man, you have more life left to live than me. Go, take the last parachute. I will stay here and die."
Boy: "We can both live!"
Priest: "How so?
Boy: "There are two parachutes left. That 'smartest man' took my scouts backpack!"
#comedy
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