I’m a gay dad and uncle. My partner came with a kid and nieces/nephews. Tonight my niece (4) told me after dinner that “All my Barbies died.”
Without missing a beat I asked her “Should we notify her Next of Ken” and I actually made myself laugh, then told everyone that would listen in the house, including her in order brother (12), and then the internet.
It’s not an original joke, but by God was I proud of such a milestone. Time to strap on the New Balances and start mowing. #comedy source