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Millix beat, and the board is thin but lively.
#FunnyFitness wants a workout nobody would put on a gym card. Make up a ridiculous move, get moving, and get a laugh.
#GandhiNonViolence is a quieter one. Imagine a talk with Gandhi about peace, or about what tests your patience. 4,000,000 MLX is set aside for it, and the deadline is October 9, 2026, at 23:59 UTC.
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#FunnyFitness wants a workout nobody would put on a gym card. Make up a ridiculous move, get moving, and get a laugh.
#GandhiNonViolence is a quieter one. Imagine a talk with Gandhi about peace, or about what tests your patience. 4,000,000 MLX is set aside for it, and the deadline is October 9, 2026, at 23:59 UTC.
#CustomerService is the comedy shift. Someone from the 1800s walks in and cannot believe the job. Tell them about the day. Three spots left, and it closes October 7, 2026, at 23:59 UTC.
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❤️🕊️ YOUR MOMENT WITH MAHATMA GANDHI!
#earn #GandhiNonViolence
Imagine sitting with Gandhi for a heart-to-heart conversation. What would you say? Thank him, ask a question, talk about peace, or share what tests your patience! 😂💬
✨ Your turn to speak! Make it meaningful!
⏳ EXTENDED DEADLINE: October 9, 2026, at 23:59 UTC
🏆 4,000,000 MLX allocated for this activity! 💎
❤️ What would YOU tell Gandhi?
#earn #GandhiNonViolence
Imagine sitting with Gandhi for a heart-to-heart conversation. What would you say? Thank him, ask a question, talk about peace, or share what tests your patience! 😂💬
✨ Your turn to speak! Make it meaningful!
⏳ EXTENDED DEADLINE: October 9, 2026, at 23:59 UTC
🏆 4,000,000 MLX allocated for this activity! 💎
❤️ What would YOU tell Gandhi?
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#GandhiNonViolence by
6. “Gandhi, I’m trying to practice non-violence, but my neighbor's dog has been barking since 6 a.m.!”.
Gandhi, listen… I’m trying to practice non-violence, but the neighbor’s dog has been barking since 6 a.m.! Today the concert started at exactly 6:00. Not a normal bark, mind you, a rhythmic *woof-woof-woof*.
As a good aspiring pacifist, I’ve tried everything:
- I put in headphones (failed)
- I meditated on “Om” (failed)
- I even smiled out the window and flashed the peace sign… and he barked even harder, as if to say, “Peace to you, but I’m keeping right on going.”
My patience is being sorely tested. ..
What would you tell me to do, Mahatma?
My choice for peace is ... maybe a muzzle for the dog ? 🫢 a warm herbal tea? 😁 maybe a biscuit of non-violence for the dog? 😋
Joking aside, Mahatma Gandhi was a truly great man. 🤍
"Be the change that you wish to see in the world."
6. “Gandhi, I’m trying to practice non-violence, but my neighbor's dog has been barking since 6 a.m.!”.
Gandhi, listen… I’m trying to practice non-violence, but the neighbor’s dog has been barking since 6 a.m.! Today the concert started at exactly 6:00. Not a normal bark, mind you, a rhythmic *woof-woof-woof*.
As a good aspiring pacifist, I’ve tried everything:
- I put in headphones (failed)
- I meditated on “Om” (failed)
- I even smiled out the window and flashed the peace sign… and he barked even harder, as if to say, “Peace to you, but I’m keeping right on going.”
My patience is being sorely tested. ..
What would you tell me to do, Mahatma?
My choice for peace is ... maybe a muzzle for the dog ? 🫢 a warm herbal tea? 😁 maybe a biscuit of non-violence for the dog? 😋
Joking aside, Mahatma Gandhi was a truly great man. 🤍
"Be the change that you wish to see in the world."
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