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You asked for more Multiplayer Trivia and I must deliver. #lpt
Join by entering the code on the #livestream at jackbox.tv (in a new tab / or new phone)
It's easy, fun, a little awkward and you can #earn (we got around 1h30m before
Join by entering the code on the #livestream at jackbox.tv (in a new tab / or new phone)
It's easy, fun, a little awkward and you can #earn (we got around 1h30m before
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I always want my #Tanglers to feel safe outside & inside , no matter what.
so I'm back with another #lifeprotip for all my insecure tanglers.
This time:
How to fend off a potential [human] predator ( a gender-neutral tip)
Imagine this:
You're out there in the streets. You're feeling volatile enough as it is, but then.. you make eye-contact and it's not the flirty kind..
From 15 meters away you already sense 'this person is up to no good' and indeed you just might get approached.. and it might be closer than comfort for you.. and you don't want that.
So what do you do?
Here's my number one trick to scare away every single person that 'would just like to have a conversation.. or more' Works for people that want to rob you, as-well as those that want to get into your pants..
and it's as simple as can be:
START COUGHING!
Don't you underestimate the psychological damage that the #pandemic left in everyone's mind.. instead: make us of it.
It's pretty much pre-programmed that a stranger who might want your belongings still values their own health and that's why this simple trick 'just works' . I've tried it times and again and instead of 'making way' or 'crossing sidewalks' simply coughing your living soul out will repel almost everyone from approaching you further, if you want that.
They no longer want your belongings, your change, your opinion nor your booty.
All there is to this trick is staying calm but confident, imagine the worst sounds you could get out of the human body and try to replicate them..
Obviously don't do the sexy 'hawk tuah' vibes trying to spit your love-snot into everyone's direction but instead make it meaningful.
Bring in your own touch by imagining having a deadly disease and just go 'with the flow' You know you got it in you.
And that my friends is how to stay safe outside while remaining some dignity.
(Of course practicing some #selfdefense won't hurt either.)
See you next time, and stay healthy! #tflpt #lpt #advice
so I'm back with another #lifeprotip for all my insecure tanglers.
This time:
How to fend off a potential [human] predator ( a gender-neutral tip)
Imagine this:
You're out there in the streets. You're feeling volatile enough as it is, but then.. you make eye-contact and it's not the flirty kind..
From 15 meters away you already sense 'this person is up to no good' and indeed you just might get approached.. and it might be closer than comfort for you.. and you don't want that.
So what do you do?
Here's my number one trick to scare away every single person that 'would just like to have a conversation.. or more' Works for people that want to rob you, as-well as those that want to get into your pants..
and it's as simple as can be:
START COUGHING!
Don't you underestimate the psychological damage that the #pandemic left in everyone's mind.. instead: make us of it.
It's pretty much pre-programmed that a stranger who might want your belongings still values their own health and that's why this simple trick 'just works' . I've tried it times and again and instead of 'making way' or 'crossing sidewalks' simply coughing your living soul out will repel almost everyone from approaching you further, if you want that.
They no longer want your belongings, your change, your opinion nor your booty.
All there is to this trick is staying calm but confident, imagine the worst sounds you could get out of the human body and try to replicate them..
Obviously don't do the sexy 'hawk tuah' vibes trying to spit your love-snot into everyone's direction but instead make it meaningful.
Bring in your own touch by imagining having a deadly disease and just go 'with the flow' You know you got it in you.
And that my friends is how to stay safe outside while remaining some dignity.
(Of course practicing some #selfdefense won't hurt either.)
See you next time, and stay healthy! #tflpt #lpt #advice
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Many people ask me: How do you do it?
So here's just a few of #MyBeautySecrets
1. Wake up from a coma while shaking in anger and start to vomit uncontrollably.
2. Train facial muscles by looking in the mirror repeating the mantra 'The fuck are you looking at you ugly smock?' Press my face into the mirror to leave a fat film of slime on to it untill there is no longer a reflection.
3. Bump my little toe under the door and scream in a 7-Octave vocal range. this opens up the Pineal Gland.
4. Shout slurs out the window untill someone accepts my battlecry, proceed to get into a fist-fight to really get that glow-up into my face.
5. Bite my fingernails untill they get that natural red gloss from biting off too much skin.
6. Scrape the dandruff out of my hair and use that as pulverized toothpaste
7. Eat the breadcrumps and 'what's that?' from under the couch cushions (Foodpoison helps me concentrate so i only eat perished foods)
8. Take the 'cum-jar' out of the freezer and mix myself a good ol' Benedict Cumberslop
9. Rip out each of my pubic hairs one by one while doing simple math equations
10. Fall to my knees and ask the lord for forgiveness (i rotate gods and religions to always stay on their radar)
And that's just my morning routine , feel free to try it at home.
Good Luck Out There! (and please don't take this post serious.) sponsored by #unilever #lpt #beauty
So here's just a few of #MyBeautySecrets
1. Wake up from a coma while shaking in anger and start to vomit uncontrollably.
2. Train facial muscles by looking in the mirror repeating the mantra 'The fuck are you looking at you ugly smock?' Press my face into the mirror to leave a fat film of slime on to it untill there is no longer a reflection.
3. Bump my little toe under the door and scream in a 7-Octave vocal range. this opens up the Pineal Gland.
4. Shout slurs out the window untill someone accepts my battlecry, proceed to get into a fist-fight to really get that glow-up into my face.
5. Bite my fingernails untill they get that natural red gloss from biting off too much skin.
6. Scrape the dandruff out of my hair and use that as pulverized toothpaste
7. Eat the breadcrumps and 'what's that?' from under the couch cushions (Foodpoison helps me concentrate so i only eat perished foods)
8. Take the 'cum-jar' out of the freezer and mix myself a good ol' Benedict Cumberslop
9. Rip out each of my pubic hairs one by one while doing simple math equations
10. Fall to my knees and ask the lord for forgiveness (i rotate gods and religions to always stay on their radar)
And that's just my morning routine , feel free to try it at home.
Good Luck Out There! (and please don't take this post serious.) sponsored by #unilever #lpt #beauty
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