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I think the aliens took
They wanted to learn how one person can always make everyone laugh and keep the good vibes going.
After 10 minutes, the aliens sent him back they said he talks too much and now the whole spaceship won't stop laughing!
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I think the aliens took
They wanted to learn how one person can always make everyone laugh and keep the good vibes going.
After 10 minutes, the aliens sent him back they said he talks too much and now the whole spaceship won't stop laughing!
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the aliens picked up
After a few hours, the aliens reported:
She asked more questions than our scientists.🤯
She renamed our spaceship.
Our crew is laughing instead of working." 😂
The aliens are now requesting instructions on how to return her safely... because she's already become everyone's favorite crew member
the aliens picked up
After a few hours, the aliens reported:
She asked more questions than our scientists.🤯
She renamed our spaceship.
Our crew is laughing instead of working." 😂
The aliens are now requesting instructions on how to return her safely... because she's already become everyone's favorite crew member
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I think the aliens took
They didn't kidnap him by accident they sent a VIP spaceship just for him. They heard he has unlimited jokes, mysterious talents, and the rare ability to say "I'm coming in 5 minutes" while still getting ready. 🤣
Now the aliens are studying him to answer Earth's biggest mysteries
How can someone stay online 24/7 but reply hours later? 📱😂
How does he always know where the best food is? 🍔😋
Why does he laugh before finishing his own jokes? 😂
After just one day, the aliens sent a message back: "Please come pick him up... he keeps asking where the Wi-Fi password is and has already become the captain of our spaceship!" 🚀👽🤣
Come and join
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I think the aliens took
They didn't kidnap him by accident they sent a VIP spaceship just for him. They heard he has unlimited jokes, mysterious talents, and the rare ability to say "I'm coming in 5 minutes" while still getting ready. 🤣
Now the aliens are studying him to answer Earth's biggest mysteries
How can someone stay online 24/7 but reply hours later? 📱😂
How does he always know where the best food is? 🍔😋
Why does he laugh before finishing his own jokes? 😂
After just one day, the aliens sent a message back: "Please come pick him up... he keeps asking where the Wi-Fi password is and has already become the captain of our spaceship!" 🚀👽🤣
Come and join
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I think today aliens kidnapped
Why she? Because they heard rumors that she runs on chai instead of fuel and somehow survives every Monday without a system update. They thought she must be a rare human species.
After scanning her, the aliens found:
1% sleep 😴
49% memes 😂
50% "I'm fine" even when she is clearly hungry. 🍕🤣
Now they are taking her to their planet to teach other aliens how to procrastinate like a professional, make people laugh for no reason, and disappear exactly when it's her turn to pay the bill. 💸
Good luck, aliens... she'll probably convince you to do all the work instead😂
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I think today aliens kidnapped
Why she? Because they heard rumors that she runs on chai instead of fuel and somehow survives every Monday without a system update. They thought she must be a rare human species.
After scanning her, the aliens found:
1% sleep 😴
49% memes 😂
50% "I'm fine" even when she is clearly hungry. 🍕🤣
Now they are taking her to their planet to teach other aliens how to procrastinate like a professional, make people laugh for no reason, and disappear exactly when it's her turn to pay the bill. 💸
Good luck, aliens... she'll probably convince you to do all the work instead😂
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👽 I think today's aliens took
They chose him because of his cool personality, smart thinking, and great sense of humor. The aliens will probably study how he stays naughty treats people with kindness, and keeps learning new things. Maybe they'll even take notes on how humans make good friends.
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👽 I think today's aliens took
They chose him because of his cool personality, smart thinking, and great sense of humor. The aliens will probably study how he stays naughty treats people with kindness, and keeps learning new things. Maybe they'll even take notes on how humans make good friends.
