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I think today aliens kidnapped
Why she? Because they heard rumors that she runs on chai instead of fuel and somehow survives every Monday without a system update. They thought she must be a rare human species.
After scanning her, the aliens found:
1% sleep 😴
49% memes 😂
50% "I'm fine" even when she is clearly hungry. 🍕🤣
Now they are taking her to their planet to teach other aliens how to procrastinate like a professional, make people laugh for no reason, and disappear exactly when it's her turn to pay the bill. 💸
Good luck, aliens... she'll probably convince you to do all the work instead😂
I tag
tag
and
I think today aliens kidnapped
Why she? Because they heard rumors that she runs on chai instead of fuel and somehow survives every Monday without a system update. They thought she must be a rare human species.
After scanning her, the aliens found:
1% sleep 😴
49% memes 😂
50% "I'm fine" even when she is clearly hungry. 🍕🤣
Now they are taking her to their planet to teach other aliens how to procrastinate like a professional, make people laugh for no reason, and disappear exactly when it's her turn to pay the bill. 💸
Good luck, aliens... she'll probably convince you to do all the work instead😂
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